my husband, the hobo

Once upon a time there were 2 boys named Brandon and Chris. Brandon was older than Chris and always gave him such a hard time. Chris, being the youngest and the picked on brother, would sometimes lash out and get back at Brandon. One day, Chris decided to use an innocent children's toy named Elmo to show Brandon he wasn't messin' around. That day, Chris decided to throw that Elmo doll at Brandon. It changed Brandon's life forever. His front tooth cracked in half and fell out because Elmo's hard eyeball decided to hit Brandon's tooth perfectly. He had to get a veneer put on to cap his tooth. Since then, Brandon's tooth has fell out 4 times. Well now it is 5. Apparently I made the pizza crust a little too crunchy. Brandon took a bite and his front tooth went flying!

So now, I am proud to introduce the one... the only... Brandon Marcum! Careful ladies. He is taken!He is still Idaho's Bachelor of the Year EVEN without a tooth! And he is still dreamy to me:)

Oh and FYI, Elmo is not allowed in our house..